your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
How does it feel to date your dad?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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