The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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