I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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