Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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