I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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