Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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