He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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