Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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