Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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