You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
