dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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