Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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