Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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