Im at strip club and am horny
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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