Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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