My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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