make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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