Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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