About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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