Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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