remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We left an ass print on the piano.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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