i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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