Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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