oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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