Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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