do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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