love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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