You're completely useless in the revolution.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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