Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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