It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
