this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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