You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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