i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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