My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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