Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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