I have demons in me.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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