I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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