Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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