Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i think i just lost a toe
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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