Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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