Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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