Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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