next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
