white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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