You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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