At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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