i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
