Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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