its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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