I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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