Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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