Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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