it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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