porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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