it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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