She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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